Prehistoric Times Buff Mugs

'So, no matter how bad things may look, you just have to say to yourself, 'Hey, it's not the end of the world!''

'Only I can prevent forest fires? What's fire?'

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"It's an Eyesaur."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

'Is the fire included?'

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

Prehistoric Pirates.

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

'Is the fire included?'

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'