Prehistoric Vibes Gifts

"Dad should stick to technology, because his art is horrible."

Ancient Racing

The height of fashion in 1796

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

The discovery of asparagus.

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"It's an Eyesaur."

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

George Michael

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

What do you think about this "too big to fail" stuff?

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

"That guys is stealing my data!"

Robert Drake

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

Geekasaurus.

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

Cover Design for E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup