Prehistorical Gifts

'It's a cover for the latrine, but yeah, it could be used for transportation...'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The first car accident.

Jurassic Parking Lot

Ancient Racing

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

The discovery of asparagus.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Those Were The Days

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

The First Kite

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'