Prehistoria Gifts

'You've reached neanderthal industries, inc. Do you wish to speak to the hunting or gathering division?'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The first car accident.

Jurassic Parking Lot

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Ancient Racing

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The discovery of asparagus.

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Admit it, we're lost."

Those Were The Days

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"The invention of taxidermy."

"Daddy's working from home today."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"