Prehistory Gifts

'You see extinction as a problem, Earl, while I view it as a wonderful opportunity for personal growth!'

'Someday this will all be done by consultants.'

'Oh god, I've totally wasted my life.'

"My client already has a patent on round things."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"You're not writing to that problem page again are you?"

'I'd like to buy extinction insurance.'

'You call it 'Bald', I call it 'Evolution'!'

"I'm waiting for it to defrost."

What really, really happened to the dinosaurs.

"Before we test this, do you know how to fill out an accident report?"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Primitive boring techniques at an early caveman wheel factory.

Before Pillows.

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

'Woolly mammoth'

"Primordial soup again?"

"Oh look, a shooting star. . ."

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

Early libraries

Snowmen during the Stone Age...

"I hope you've undercoated first!"

'And this is one of our earliest examples....'

Jurassic Ark

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

'I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of working in food service.'

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

"I think we've hit peak rock."

"Do you hear what I hear?"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Mmmm! Tastes like chicken!'

'Okay, I was wrong - he's NOT just as afraid of us as we are of him.'

Cave cow makes grass fire.

Millions of years ago, giant marshmallows ruled the earth. Having no skeletal system they left no fossil-record...

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."