Prehistory Mugs

'You see extinction as a problem, Earl, while I view it as a wonderful opportunity for personal growth!'

'Someday this will all be done by consultants.'

'Oh god, I've totally wasted my life.'

"My client already has a patent on round things."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"You're not writing to that problem page again are you?"

"I'm waiting for it to defrost."

'You call it 'Bald', I call it 'Evolution'!'

'I'd like to buy extinction insurance.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

'Woolly mammoth'

What really, really happened to the dinosaurs.

"Primordial soup again?"

Before Pillows.

Primitive boring techniques at an early caveman wheel factory.

"Before we test this, do you know how to fill out an accident report?"

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

Millions of years ago, giant marshmallows ruled the earth. Having no skeletal system they left no fossil-record...

Cave cow makes grass fire.

'Okay, I was wrong - he's NOT just as afraid of us as we are of him.'

'Mmmm! Tastes like chicken!'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"I think we've hit peak rock."

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of working in food service.'

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

'And this is one of our earliest examples....'

"I hope you've undercoated first!"

"When women came into our lives we knew it was time to make an effort with our personal grooming."

'Find yellow snow? I invented it.'

'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!'

"I don't know. I just don't think this 'bowling' thing will work."

"Oh that's just great! You remembered how to make fire. I'm so impressed!"

"This isn't working."