Prehistorians Gifts

"I invented clean underwear - in case he gets into an accident."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Ancient Racing

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

The discovery of asparagus.

65 Million Years Ago

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Those Were The Days

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"Daddy's working from home today."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"The invention of taxidermy."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

The Evolution Of Man.

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

'My father is very hard to communicate with ? he only knows nouns and interjections.'