Prehistorians Gifts

"I invented clean underwear - in case he gets into an accident."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The first car accident.

Ancient Racing

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

65 Million Years Ago

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"Daddy's working from home today."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"The invention of taxidermy."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

The Evolution Of Man.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

The First Cone of Shame.

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"