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'You've reached neanderthal industries, inc. Do you wish to speak to the hunting or gathering division?'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Ancient Racing

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"Admit it, we're lost."

The discovery of asparagus.

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Those Were The Days

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"Daddy's working from home today."

"The invention of taxidermy."

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

The First Kite

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'