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Uh-oh, They're evolving!

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The first car accident.

Ancient Racing

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"Daddy's working from home today."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"The invention of taxidermy."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

The First Kite

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

The First Cone of Shame.

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"