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'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Ancient Racing

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Admit it, we're lost."

The discovery of asparagus.

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Those Were The Days

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"The invention of taxidermy."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Daddy's working from home today."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

The First Kite

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'My father is very hard to communicate with ? he only knows nouns and interjections.'