Prehistoric Player T-Shirts

Ice Age.

Neanderthal Golf.

T-Rex Basketball

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The first car accident.

Ancient Racing

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'It's an extinction notice.'

The discovery of asparagus.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Those Were The Days

"The invention of taxidermy."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"Daddy's working from home today."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

The First Kite

The First Cone of Shame.

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

Sober Tooth Tiger

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'