Prehistoric Prodigy T-Shirts

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

The first car accident.

Ancient Racing

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"The invention of taxidermy."

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"Daddy's working from home today."

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

The First Kite

The First Cone of Shame.

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

A prehistoric football match.

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

Sober Tooth Tiger