Prehistoric Prodigy T-Shirts

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

The first car accident.

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Ancient Racing

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

The discovery of asparagus.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Those Were The Days

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"The invention of taxidermy."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

The First Kite

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

A prehistoric football match.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

Sober Tooth Tiger

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."