Prehistoric Pioneer T-Shirts

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

"Welcome 1,000,000,000th Evolving Fish"

'Just what we need - mass transit.'

'First it was cave painting, now it's chick lit.'

Caveman chipping out wheel, then trying to fly.

"What?! I invented fire!"

"It's a woolly mammoth meatball."

"Me not know why, but him cool now."

'... And I've decided to change my name to Wheelright.'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

The invention of the wheel leads directly to the invention of the cinder block.

"Excuse me. . . did you know your wheel warranty is about to expire?"

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

The First Cone of Shame.

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"I think your going to need a business plan."

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

Infographics: the early years.

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'I can't wait for Power Point.'

Early man learns that by walking upright, his hands become free to do many useful things.

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."