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Prehistoric Basketball Player

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The first car accident.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Early photobombing

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Admit it, we're lost."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

The First Cone of Shame.

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

A prehistoric football match.

'Now listen: The big hairy ones are the hunters, while the smaller ones with long hair are the gatherers...'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Mammoth Posing

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

"I think we overordered."

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

'Jurassic Pork.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'