Prehistoric Playmakers Gifts

Prehistoric Basketball Player

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The first car accident.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Early photobombing

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"Admit it, we're lost."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

A prehistoric football match.

'Now listen: The big hairy ones are the hunters, while the smaller ones with long hair are the gatherers...'

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

'Jurassic Pork.'

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

"I think we overordered."

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

Mammoth Posing

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'