Prehistoric Performer Gifts

Cavemen and ballet dancers

Stonehenge Theatre

'I don't go much on the picture, but I think the theme music will be a hit.'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The first car accident.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Ancient Racing

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Early photobombing

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"Admit it, we're lost."

The discovery of asparagus.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Kid doing cave paintings

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

The First Cone of Shame.

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

A prehistoric football match.

The invention of the wheel and the axel.