Prehistoric Percussionist Gifts

A guide to ancient instruments.

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Marimba

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Ancient Racing

Triangle

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

I love my Timpani

The discovery of asparagus.

Jazz is Invented

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"The Just Me Band"

Timpani.

Ginger Baker.

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

Mammoth Posing

'I can't wait for Power Point.'

"Home school marching band"

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

I love Marimba

Art Critics.

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

Geekasaurus.

"The guy's a natural!"

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."

"Grog understand supply and demand."

Whack a Marimba