Prehistoric Player Gifts

Ice Age.

Neanderthal Golf.

T-Rex Basketball

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The first car accident.

Ancient Racing

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

"The invention of taxidermy."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"Daddy's working from home today."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

The First Kite

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

Sober Tooth Tiger

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

A prehistoric football match.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'