Prehistoric Performer Pillows

Cavemen and ballet dancers

Stonehenge Theatre

'I don't go much on the picture, but I think the theme music will be a hit.'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The first car accident.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Ancient Racing

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Early photobombing

'It's an extinction notice.'

The discovery of asparagus.

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"Admit it, we're lost."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Kid doing cave paintings

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

A prehistoric football match.

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'