Prehistoric Playmate Gifts

"Let me handle this. I grew up speaking a little pterodactyl."

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

"So, shirts versus skins, then?"

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'May we have our rock back, Mister?'

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'Uncle Oog isn't very smart, but he's a lot of fun to play horsie with.'

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

"What's a patent?"

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

'Now listen: The big hairy ones are the hunters, while the smaller ones with long hair are the gatherers...'

A prehistoric football match.

'Bront?saurus.'

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

'How's that, Umpire?'

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

Ancient Farming Practises.

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

"Oh that's just great! You remembered how to make fire. I'm so impressed!"

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

T-Rex Baseball

'We've just learned to speak and now you're not talking to me?'

Early career fair

"Just you wait!"

'Um, nice tie. Birthday present?'

'He's a lot older than she is.'

'We've just invented the Frisbee.'