Prehistoric Pals Gifts

'We've just learned to speak and now you're not talking to me?'

'Actually, my Dad never learned to talk - My Mom's a ventriloquist.'

"Are you married to the name?"

'Invite everyone. We're having scrambled eggs.'

"There's a whole world out here waiting to be discovered!"

Historians think that dogs first became domesticated in the Stone Age.

"Oh that's just great! You remembered how to make fire. I'm so impressed!"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"What's a patent?"

The first car accident.

Ancient Racing

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

The discovery of asparagus.

'You caught it, you gut it!'

Those Were The Days

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"The invention of taxidermy."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"Daddy's working from home today."

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

The First Kite

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"