Prehistoric Pals Prints

'We've just learned to speak and now you're not talking to me?'

'Actually, my Dad never learned to talk - My Mom's a ventriloquist.'

"Are you married to the name?"

'Invite everyone. We're having scrambled eggs.'

"There's a whole world out here waiting to be discovered!"

Historians think that dogs first became domesticated in the Stone Age.

"Oh that's just great! You remembered how to make fire. I'm so impressed!"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"What's a patent?"

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Ancient Racing

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

The discovery of asparagus.

'You caught it, you gut it!'

Those Were The Days

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"The invention of taxidermy."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

The First Kite

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'