Prehistoric Playmate Mugs

"Let me handle this. I grew up speaking a little pterodactyl."

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

"So, shirts versus skins, then?"

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

No, it's YOUR turn to refill the bird feeder.

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'May we have our rock back, Mister?'

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'Uncle Oog isn't very smart, but he's a lot of fun to play horsie with.'

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

"What's a patent?"

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Now listen: The big hairy ones are the hunters, while the smaller ones with long hair are the gatherers...'

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

A prehistoric football match.

'Bront?saurus.'

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

'How's that, Umpire?'

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

Ancient Farming Practises.

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

T-Rex Baseball

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

"Oh that's just great! You remembered how to make fire. I'm so impressed!"

'We've just learned to speak and now you're not talking to me?'

"Just you wait!"