
"Do you like this settee - oh, stop. How often do I ask you to go furniture shopping?"
Start their day with a chuckle! Our prehistoric playfulness-themed mugs are packed with witty designs and humorous takes on ancient life, making every morning a fun adventure.
"Do you like this settee - oh, stop. How often do I ask you to go furniture shopping?"
Squirrel Chasing a Dog
Skeleton playing fetch.
"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"
Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!
'Now listen: The big hairy ones are the hunters, while the smaller ones with long hair are the gatherers...'
'You're SURE hunting season isn't over?'
'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'
The origin of the Hula Hoop.
'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'
'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'
Prehistoric Pirates.
"I hate Neanderthals!"
'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'
Great Moments in Culinary History.
"Blast from the past!"
"I can't decide whether to call it 'wheel' or 'emoji'."
Whale blowing soap-bubbles.
'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'
"I'm getting bored with pre-historic planet Earth. I'm thinking of making this my last trip."
'We've just invented the Frisbee.'
"You're definitely in the top 1,000,000,000 people on this planet."
Abdul is a great baby-sitter!
There's a couple of those semi-bipedal guys. "Knee-anderthals"!
'If you really loved me, you'd learn to walk upright!'
'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'
"I'm still wearing the same size I wore as a boy."
'Looks like we're gonna have to work on your table manners'
"Hey dad, can I borrow the wheel tonight?"
Raquel Welch.
'Look - Oog has reinvented himself as a biped!'
Inventions
'There he goes over the bag limit again!'
Nude Cave Painting
Old-Timer Baseball
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