Prehistoric Play Appreciators Gifts

A baby T-rex throws hoops onto a triceratops's horns.

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"The invention of taxidermy."

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

A prehistoric football match.

Sober Tooth Tiger

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

'Now in Capulets'

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

"According to your resume, you've done nothing of any real significance since inventing the wheel."

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

'The first cocktail.'

"Oh, this? It can access every piece of knowledge from the history of mankind and I hate it."

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

Early cave painters