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"Look sharp, everybody. Here comes the athletic director."

'We've just invented the Frisbee.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"The invention of taxidermy."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"Daddy's working from home today."

The First Kite

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

A prehistoric football match.

Sober Tooth Tiger

'Now listen: The big hairy ones are the hunters, while the smaller ones with long hair are the gatherers...'

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

"According to your resume, you've done nothing of any real significance since inventing the wheel."

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!