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'You're SURE hunting season isn't over?'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'I told you it would be useful.'

The first car accident.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

"The invention of taxidermy."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Daddy's working from home today."

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

The First Kite

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

Sober Tooth Tiger

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'