Prehistoric Play T-Shirts

A prehistoric football match.

'Dad, make a noise like a dinosaur!'

'I kill him and you cook him - deal?'

'Um, nice tie. Birthday present?'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

A caveman paints from life

Ancient Racing

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

The discovery of asparagus.

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'My father is very hard to communicate with ? he only knows nouns and interjections.'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

'Now listen: The big hairy ones are the hunters, while the smaller ones with long hair are the gatherers...'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

'What's on the other side?...'

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'