Prehistoric Playtime T-Shirts

'Now listen: The big hairy ones are the hunters, while the smaller ones with long hair are the gatherers...'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'You caught it, you gut it!'

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

A prehistoric football match.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

'You're SURE hunting season isn't over?'

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

'What's on the other side?...'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

Prehistoric Pirates.

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

'Dad, make a noise like a dinosaur!'

"I think I've arrived at the airport too soon"

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'