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Falling well before Pliocene or Pleistocene Epochs, the Plasticine Period was regarded as a difficult time for anyone who was not called Gumby or his Pony Pal Pokey.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

This side is the gag reel.

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'Now listen: The big hairy ones are the hunters, while the smaller ones with long hair are the gatherers...'

A prehistoric football match.

'You're SURE hunting season isn't over?'

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

"I'm worried that Ud isn't evolving as quickly as the other kids."

"I told you not to leave without taking out the garbage!"

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

"You were supposed to have invented fire!"

Just get her home before she evolves.

It's Oog's latest invention — the 'thumb-hitter.'

'Better stick close to the cave today — the big ones are biting.'

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

"Let's undress and make love!" "I am undressed!"

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

Miss Twaddle, cancel all my appointments.

Intramission

'Um, nice tie. Birthday present?'

The First Selfie!

'We've just invented the Frisbee.'

"You can domesticate it, but only if it's hypoallergenic."

'What's this I hear about you getting under my daughter's skin?'

'Mon, Dad, I finally found a man who fits my natural way of life.'

'We do a lot of grunt work here. Grunt if you're OK with that.'

'I kill him and you cook him - deal?'

'I want nice man-bag.'

"You know, this is why we can't have nice things."