Prehistoric Playtime Mugs

'Now listen: The big hairy ones are the hunters, while the smaller ones with long hair are the gatherers...'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'You caught it, you gut it!'

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

A prehistoric football match.

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

'You're SURE hunting season isn't over?'

"You should've seen the triceratops that got away. It had to be this...um...this...uh...well, it was huge."

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

'What's on the other side?...'

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

Prehistoric Pirates.

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

"We couldn't do this before the iron age."

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

As soon as we invent writing, we should put up a "Danger! Tar Pit!" sign here.

"I think I've arrived at the airport too soon"