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Autodidactyl

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The first car accident.

Ancient Racing

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"And this is our media room."

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

The discovery of asparagus.

"Admit it, we're lost."

Those Were The Days

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"The invention of taxidermy."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

"Daddy's working from home today."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'We need to have a shake-up!'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Early accounting scandals.

'My father is very hard to communicate with ? he only knows nouns and interjections.'