Prehistoric Professor Mugs

Autodidactyl

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Ancient Racing

"And this is our media room."

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

The discovery of asparagus.

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Those Were The Days

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"The invention of taxidermy."

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Daddy's working from home today."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'We need to have a shake-up!'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

The First Cone of Shame.

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

Early accounting scandals.