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Following the Ice Age, came the rarely mentioned, Sloppy Age.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The first car accident.

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Ancient Racing

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

65 Million Years Ago

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'My father is very hard to communicate with ? he only knows nouns and interjections.'

Early accounting scandals.