Prehistoric Interest T-Shirts

Health advice for the ages.: 'Cut back on red meat - eat more vegetables, fruits and bugs.'

"Put on your gladrags, honey, I found us a sitter."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Ancient Racing

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"The invention of taxidermy."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"Daddy's working from home today."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

The First Kite

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

Early accounting scandals.

'My father is very hard to communicate with ? he only knows nouns and interjections.'

"Plagiarist!"

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''