Prehistoric Interest Gifts

Health advice for the ages.: 'Cut back on red meat - eat more vegetables, fruits and bugs.'

"Put on your gladrags, honey, I found us a sitter."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Ancient Racing

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

The discovery of asparagus.

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Those Were The Days

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"The invention of taxidermy."

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

The First Kite

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

Early accounting scandals.

'My father is very hard to communicate with ? he only knows nouns and interjections.'

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Plagiarist!"