Prehistoric Interests Gifts

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Ancient Racing

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

The discovery of asparagus.

'Jurassic Pork.'

Those Were The Days

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"Daddy's working from home today."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"The invention of taxidermy."

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'My father is very hard to communicate with ? he only knows nouns and interjections.'

Early accounting scandals.

"Plagiarist!"

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'