Prehistoric Interests Pillows

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The first car accident.

Jurassic Parking Lot

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Ancient Racing

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'Jurassic Pork.'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"Daddy's working from home today."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"The invention of taxidermy."

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'My father is very hard to communicate with ? he only knows nouns and interjections.'

Early accounting scandals.

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Plagiarist!"

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'