Prehistoric History Pillows

'My father is very hard to communicate with ? he only knows nouns and interjections.'

Hey What you trying pull That not a word yet

''Empathy'? - That doesn't sound very ADAPTIVE!'

"It's still in beta."

Daring to be different.

"Let's undress and make love!" "I am undressed!"

'I see Mr. Invention is at it again -- we'd better start holding regular fire drills.'

I'd rather be gathering (cavemen fighting mammoth)

'I invented language, and now she just says 'no' all the time!'

'I got just the thing to go with your internal combustion engine.'

"I like it. Let's add a P in front just to mess with everyone."

"Ok, now. Everybody think fire."

Riding the first wheel - varooom!

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'Well, like it or not, we're all going on the Atkins Diet.'

'Mammoth is murder!'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'Where do you get your ideas?'

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

'Trying to put these dinosaur skeletons back together is a mammoth task.'

"I dunno, maybe he's a hopeless romantic..."

'Can I keep him? He followed me home.'

Restaurants before the invention of fire...

"Nobody asked you to re-invent the wheel."

A caveman with a remote control unit changes the cave drawings on his wall with a flick of the button.

"If you think they're gross now, just wait till they start to shed."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Why the dinosaurs have died out...

"I promise you. One day granite kitchens will be the in thing."

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

"Or we could just order something in."

"Honey, next time you walk the mammoth!"

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"So explain to me again why walking upright is such a great idea?"

"Dad should stick to technology, because his art is horrible."