Prehistoric Times Pillows

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'We'd better patent this, so the homo sapiens can't steal it from us, like they did with the fire.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

'It was a great idea to open a day care center for kids whose parents are hunting and gathering.'

'But dad, no one goes round hunting and gathering anymore. It's just so . . . paleolithic!'

"Wait! Come Back!"

The Evolution Of Man.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Well, if it isn't the missing link!'

It was ugs discovery...but it would be exploited by others.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

The wheel.

'I think you could be onto something.'

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

'Where did we go wrong?'

'Well if you're so clever why didn't you invent the handbrake!'

B.C. (Before Cellular)

Why dinosaurs had no music.

"After the hunting and gathering divisions merged, Moog was laid off with nothing to do, so he invented the wheel and fire."

'Today I discover fire, tonight she burns dinner.'

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

Should you buy or lease your first wheel?

Early hippies.

'Noooooooooo!'

"You are going to absolutely love the closet space in this place ... it's cavernous!"

The First Christmas

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

The first hit-and-run victim.

'Let's git naked!'

Caveman surprised by dinosaur.

Unfortunately for Gronk, in the limited caveman language 'Help' and 'Looks like rain' sound identical.'

"No, I invented the wheel, it was HIM that discovered fire."

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'