Prehistoric Times Prints

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'We'd better patent this, so the homo sapiens can't steal it from us, like they did with the fire.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

Why dinosaurs became extinct: 'Okay, I'm on top...now what?'

'It was a great idea to open a day care center for kids whose parents are hunting and gathering.'

'But dad, no one goes round hunting and gathering anymore. It's just so . . . paleolithic!'

"Wait! Come Back!"

The Evolution Of Man.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Well, if it isn't the missing link!'

'We need to have a shake-up!'

It was ugs discovery...but it would be exploited by others.

'I think you could be onto something.'

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

'Where did we go wrong?'

The wheel.

B.C. (Before Cellular)

'Well if you're so clever why didn't you invent the handbrake!'

Early hippies.

"You are going to absolutely love the closet space in this place ... it's cavernous!"

Why dinosaurs had no music.

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

Should you buy or lease your first wheel?

'Noooooooooo!'

'Today I discover fire, tonight she burns dinner.'

"After the hunting and gathering divisions merged, Moog was laid off with nothing to do, so he invented the wheel and fire."

The First Christmas

'I've been extremely worried about our prospects of survival since the brontosauruses go nuclear weapons.'

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

'Let's git naked!'

Unfortunately for Gronk, in the limited caveman language 'Help' and 'Looks like rain' sound identical.'

"No, I invented the wheel, it was HIM that discovered fire."

Caveman surprised by dinosaur.