Prehistoric Musings Prints

'The wheel was great. What have you done for me lately.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The first car accident.

Ancient Racing

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"And this is our media room."

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'Jurassic Pork.'

The discovery of asparagus.

65 Million Years Ago

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Those Were The Days

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

The First Kite

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

Early accounting scandals.

'My father is very hard to communicate with ? he only knows nouns and interjections.'