Prehistoric Ponder Prints

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Ancient Racing

"And this is our media room."

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

65 Million Years Ago

"Admit it, we're lost."

The discovery of asparagus.

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Those Were The Days

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

Early accounting scandals.

'My father is very hard to communicate with ? he only knows nouns and interjections.'

"Plagiarist!"

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

A prehistoric football match.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."