Prehistory Ponderer Prints

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

What in hell do you think we're evolving into?

'Knock the corners off that mate - and you've got the wheel.'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Now that Oog's learned to talk, I see that he's a lot dumber than I ever realized.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Art Gallery

"So, I'm thinking... why choose? Why can't I be a hunter AND a gatherer?"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

65 Million Years Ago

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

The Evolution Of Man.

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'