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'The wheel was great. What have you done for me lately.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The first car accident.

Jurassic Parking Lot

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Ancient Racing

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"And this is our media room."

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

65 Million Years Ago

'Jurassic Pork.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

The First Cone of Shame.

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

The First Kite

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

Early accounting scandals.