Prehistoric Studies Prints

Man invents dispute resolution.

Early accounting scandals.

'1, 2...many.'

"Plagiarist!"

'I'm in hunting mostly but I dabble in gathering.'

Those Were The Days

Early detection was rarely helpful.

"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains."

"I'd really like to retire and spend more time gathering."

'As a freelancer I'm better safe than sorry.'

Early man had 127 words for rock...and no words for anything else.

'I call it 'Mammoth Hunting for Dummies'.'

'Of course she can talk - She INVENTED talking.'

The first car accident.

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

'As animal traps go, I don't think THIS one has been properly thought through.'

"This will be a lot more fun once somebody invents fire."

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"I keep writing Stone Age instead of Bronze Age on all my checks."

"Too much club."

Evolutionary Sign.

Caveman with bigger club

'Congratulations, Oog -- we've decided to give you a company wheel!'

Only very few of the lumbering giants relied on speed...

"That's what I call a near miss."

Dinosaurs No Longer Do It.

'Because mastodon fur is out of STYLE, that's why!'

"Fire is going to be the new content."

"Now all we need is nomenclature."

Philip of Mastodon

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"He's an intelligence gatherer."

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

"I just wish I could loosen up like you."

"Impressive resume!"