Prehistoric Life Prints

'Okay, say you go extinct before the rest of your family...'

'Try doing something constructive this summer, like going out and capturing some of your school clothes.'

Great Moments in Culinary History.

'It's called 'stress' - It'll help with natural selection.'

'Yes, it is a 'wonderful discovery'. But whatever you do, don't touch it!'

'You discovered fire all by yourself? What will you think of next?' (Caveman thinking of a wheel)

One day an idea began to form in Klog's head - he quickly took preventative action.

"This trend towards gender equality is a worry."

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"Oooooo, …. A pillow!"

Wife's out hunting. I'm a stay-at-cave dad.

Pee Rex.

Pterodactyl poos on a cavemans head

The dawn of time.

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

"And you'll be a man my son!"

'Dinner will be late... it rained and we had a power outage.'

'This is great. I still have a signal.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Are you covered in primordial slime again?"

Woolly tofu.

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'I'm cutting and pasting as fast as I can.'

'You have to be careful about them - They're low on the food chain, but they keep cutting in line.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Remember – anything said on this butte stays on this butte."

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

"I know, I know - don't go shopping when you're hungry."

'How's that, Umpire?'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

The Iron Age: Day One.

'I'm not sure I like this 'bipedalism' stuff - I just got SLAPPED!'

'We've just invented the Frisbee.'