Prehistoric Life Prints

Jurassic Parking Lot

'Okay, say you go extinct before the rest of your family...'

'Try doing something constructive this summer, like going out and capturing some of your school clothes.'

Great Moments in Culinary History.

One day an idea began to form in Klog's head - he quickly took preventative action.

'You discovered fire all by yourself? What will you think of next?' (Caveman thinking of a wheel)

"This trend towards gender equality is a worry."

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

'It's called 'stress' - It'll help with natural selection.'

'Yes, it is a 'wonderful discovery'. But whatever you do, don't touch it!'

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Woolly tofu.

'I'm cutting and pasting as fast as I can.'

"Are you covered in primordial slime again?"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'You have to be careful about them - They're low on the food chain, but they keep cutting in line.'

'This is great. I still have a signal.'

'Dinner will be late... it rained and we had a power outage.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"And you'll be a man my son!"

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

The dawn of time.

"Oooooo, …. A pillow!"

Pee Rex.

Pterodactyl poos on a cavemans head

Wife's out hunting. I'm a stay-at-cave dad.

'Is it me or are those dinosaurs looking younger?'

"I think we should get a dog."

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

"He takes after his father."

'Good evening, sir. Good evening, madame. Primitive or non-primitive?'

"Do you think my back hair makes me look kind of primitive?"

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'