Renaissance Buffs Gifts

Pieter Bruegel the Elder

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Knight Golfing

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

Several generations live together in Cuba

'Are we there yet?'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Missing You.

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

Knights of the Square Table.

Verbal Orders

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

Albert Einstein

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

Kit makes an appointment

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"This is the first time you've ever planned a moat, I'm guessing?"

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'