Legacy Buffs Gifts

'This is really going to tarnish his legacy, Al.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Knight Golfing

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Several generations live together in Cuba

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Missing You.

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

The Final Selfie

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Knights of the Square Table.

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

"With a little luck he'll be a benevolent teenager."

"This is the first time you've ever planned a moat, I'm guessing?"

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

'We've discovered a new breed of shark tat has evolved is dorsal fin to disguise itself,'

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

Geekasaurus.

"One of you go see who's at the door."

Planner at work.

A dragon has eaten my knight, please help.

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

Scheduel.