Historical Game Buffs Gifts

In the old days kids used to play marbles. What's a marbles?

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

"Does anyone remember which game we're playing?"

"IS this an unauthorised social gathering?"

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

Planner at work.

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

Chess player looking dazed playing computer,"He's crashed."

Shakespearean Character with a Balloon

'Mum, Dad! This is my new girlfriend, Pam.'

World Domination

2008 politics/economy.

Football Boomerang.

'The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with!'

Queequeg: Master Harpoonist and Social Director, USS Pequod.

"It's no use. We just can't improve on perfection."

Death of the cook

'Hey! †I thought we were going to make our own rules!'

George W - Stop the Trillion Dollar War.