Old School Game Buff Gifts

"When I was young, we did puzzles instead of going to the movies."

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Of Mice and Men.

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"

Between going to school, watching TV and doing my homework, I hardly have any quality time to spend with my doll.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"And for only $19.99 I can give you my super bowl pick."

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

"We the jury find that the murder was committed by Colonel Mustard, in the library, with the candlestick!"

"Does anyone remember which game we're playing?"

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

Chess player looking dazed playing computer,"He's crashed."

"It was a cold night, like tonight, back, I'd say, in 1954."

Ouija Bored

'You have your Boxing Day dip and I'II have mine...'

'How about a game of cards?'

No Croquet

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

Football Boomerang.

'We were playing Twister at a party. . . there was a loud popping noise.'

"It's no use. We just can't improve on perfection."

Queequeg: Master Harpoonist and Social Director, USS Pequod.

"A game you can play alone or in a group, that tests your agility and is dirt cheap?!" "Marbles!"

NOOO!! I hate when I'm missing the last piece of a puzzle! 4 piece puzzle.

Whac-a-Mole. Swat-a-Fly